Vote for me!

Since our boat is on the hill and we are official homeless....some friends of ours have a house here that they are letting us stay in and it has cable, now we have been out of the loop for a while and I am appalled... all over again ...at the state of affaires this country is in. I'm not going to get up on a soap box  here, I'm just going to go for the throat. Now I'm a firm believer in the old motto, If you don't ask you don't get....so with that in mind and the elections coming up in the next year or so, I would like to throw caution to the wind and ask everyone to consider me for the next President of this once great nation. Before you say any thing, or drop to the floor laughing...let me point out the many reasons "why not".  First, and perhaps one of the the most important reason to vote for me is that I look good in a hat, very cute actually and the "Pres" has lots of hats to wear...No argument there right.  Now the the "cons" are plentiful, I'm just a sailor with a shady past, so we won't go there, let's focus on and examine the "pros".  I am completely untouched by all the scandal and problems concerning the political party's today, I have no skeletons in my closet and I am a woman....us women, we see things completely different than men!

 I can stand on the White House balcony that overlooks the rose garden and say to the adoring masses with a straight face, "I'm the woman for the job and with me as your next president if you go out and  buy yourself alot of really nice shoes, I will understand!"

Next, believe it or not I happen to be a very funny person, people who are funny are more likely to be perceived as more enjoyable and as better presidents. When something makes us smile or laugh, the feel-good chemical dopamine is dropped into our systems, which turns on all the learning centers in the brain and can't we all use just a little more dope!

I would also be very good in a job where my primary goal is encouraging acts of loving kindness and making sure the shoes and purse match the outfit. And finally there is the issue of my name. How can a billion true believers not smile and breath a sigh of relief when the smoke clears and it is shouted from the roof tops "here comes President Bambi"? Bambi..doesn't it conjure up images of green forests and cute little creatures skipping thru the woods? Now I want to assure you while my campaign will be a little "outside the box" you can rest easy that I will carry the good word to all the poor and oppressed, beginning with a visit to Paris or maybe the Bahamas or Hawaii.

Anyway, just think of the marketing opportunity for the nation, how is Bambi not the name of the

next big Disney Movie..whoops...sorry....that's been done already, see...it's already started...Hey, and what's to stop me from busting a move on the White House lawn and starting a new dance craze "twerking with Bambi" and  please don't get me started on the potential for a made for TV move or sitcom...Dear Bambi...yes this transition represents an incredible opportunity for the job of President to be reborn and reimaged and at the end of the day isn't that the name of the game?

Vice "Pres!"

Caution: "Vice Presiden Job" may cause your hair to turn white!